Is Hillary Clinton the psycho ex-girlfriend of the Democratic Party? (Click the link for the full conversation)

It's 2:31 AM. The Democratic Party is sleeping peacefully when it hears its phone buzz on the night stand. It rolls over and sees "Hillary" on the caller ID. It pauses briefly, considering pushing "END" and not dealing with this shit tonight. The thought is appealing but the Democratic Party knows that if it doesn't take this call, another one is only minutes away.

DEMS: ...Hello?

Hillary: Hey baby.

DEMS: C'mon Hillary. Enough with this.

Hillary: Don't you get it? You NEED me.

Now in the comments on Wil Wheaton's site, a commentor points out that we should let this run out to the end of June. Personally I don't understand why all the states don't just do their primaries at the same time. As it is I get why candidates usually step down and why the season is usually abbreviated. Ultimately though I guess I just want the whole thing to be done. Whether Clinton is psycho, power mad, or just stubborn (yeah I don't think there's a good option) I'm just tired of her.