Hilarious ACTUAL titles of emails I received. These are riddled with Phish and Scams galore, but as time has proven again and again...Spam email titles are sometimes better than the porn they offer...

BREAKING NEWS: Bush To Rename The Patriot Act!
BREAKING NEWS: British Penny Actually Worth More Than One Dollar!
BREAKING NEWS: Senator John McCain Wishes To Have Sex With Model Heidi Klum, Others!
BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples!
BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Abducted By Michael Jackson!
BREAKING NEWS: The Meat Wars: Jessica Simpsons Shirt Tees-off Pam Anderson!
BREAKING NEWS: The Incredible Hulk: George Bush!
BREAKING NEWS: Shocking Video Shows Spongebob And Gay Sex!
BREAKING NEWS: Home Office to Deport Anyone With IQ Below 100!
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Missing: Feared Kidnapped!
BREAKING NEWS: [audio] Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet!
BREAKING NEWS: Russia, Forget About Georgia's Old Borders!
BREAKING NEWS: Oprah Found Sleeping In The Streets!
BREAKING NEWS: Italy Knocked Out Of Euro 2008!